Holidays 2008

Christmas has come and gone again for another year. And I look now longingly at The Tree knowing that shortly after New Year's the "Holidays" will officially be over and the Tree will need to be taken down until next time. Grief follows happiness. So the cycle continues.

Gwen and I endured our final Christmas in Europe on the down-low. Most of the week leading up to Christmas I myself was working heavily on the wards, rounding on patients and dodging the various VIPs that like to make their own rounds in the hospital at holiday time. Dennis Farina? I have no time for you - I have patients to see. (I also heard that Kid Rock was around about a week ago. Though I did not see him myself. If I had, I would have probably been implored to tell him that his new song sucks and is a total rip off of far better songs, and to stop rhyming words with themselves. And, uh, thanks for supporting the troops.)

I worked on Christmas itself which was mostly peaceful and fairly pleasant with small exceptions. My favorite part of working in the hospital on the holidays is commiserating with the patients and other staff who are stuck there by constantly commenting that it's "the most wonderful time of the year!" This is my go-to joke in hospital during the holiday season, and it works every time when a patient laments spending Christmas in the hospital, or a fellow employee laments that we're working that day, etc. Whether I actually sing the verse with verve or mutter it almost under my breath, it doesn't matter - it's money in the bank every time. And the busier it gets, or the worse the situation, the funnier the joke.

Christmas night I got home and Gwen and I exchanged gifts. This year I received a batch of Giants Stuff, which is always welcome, some DVDs, books, among other things. My big gift to Gwen this year was a a Kindle, which, after doing research and talking with some people who own one, I feel is perfect for her. This is a woman who reads full books in 1-2 day periods, rereads the same books while wating on other books to arrive, etc. There are not enough books to go around for her, an insane thought but nevertheless true. We have four full size bookcases jam-packed with books, and more always on the way. It's as if the Kindle was made for her, and in fact should have instead been named, simply, "The Gwendolyn".

Unfortunately it's currently on back-order, and it can't be used in Europe anyway, so we're waiting a bit to get it in our hands. Still, our next trip to the States nears, and when it does come that thing is not going to know what hit it.


After presents and dinner Gwen and I scuttled off to Man Room to renew our now annual holiday tradition, that of viewing the Lord of the Rings trilogy in it's Extended Edition entirety. This is fabulous thing to do each year, if one can find the 37 hours necessary to spare to actually sit down and view all of it. We went nightly through the three movies beginning on Christmas with Fellowship and ending on the 27th with Return of the King.

I find myself continually transfixed with this trilogy, and each year it becomes more and more difficult to tell myself that there other movies, anywhere, about anything, more worthy of my time. The trilogy is a masterpiece, and I reaffirm this every time I see it, often in the first few minutes of the first movie, while Sauron poses with the Ring during Cate Blanchett's narrative back-story. The flaws are few and far between, and require what seems like extended and deliberate effort to find. These movies grip me in a way few other films dream of, and they've clearly taken the mantle from Star Wars as the series du jour which defines my love of science and fantasy fiction.

The Two Towers, in particular, continues to grow on me with subsequent viewings. I've said this before but I'll say it again - I think it benefits the most from the Extended Edition treatment and, similarly to Empire, it really adds some of the universe's subtleties which make the entire trilogy more enjoyable. Also it features prominently my two favorite secondary characters, Saruman and Faramir.

The high points are simply too many to list here, but I will say that every time I view the Wizard Fight in Fellowship I find myself thanking Sweet Jesus that I am in fact alive and granted sight. I also enjoy watching Gwen turn into a quivering heap of tears for the entire second half of Return of the King. It gets me every time. It seems I already can't wait until next year.

Lastly, I will mention that fantasy football is officially over for another year. I had four teams in the semi-finals, as I mentioned, but alas, only one took home the Championship The lowly ManRays, of the TFL, who were just 7-6, a lowly 6th seed, became all of a sudden the little team that could while all my other teams, number one seeds all of them, faded away into infamy in some form or another through the rest of the playoffs.

Now football returns to a purer, if somewhat less involved form. Wins and losses are all that matter, and my attention diverts again, like the Great Eye, entirely to the New York Football Giants and their quest for a repeat championship.




"Time? What time do we have?"

"You Underestimate the Power of the Dark Side..."

The Tree is back.

Year after year, The Tree comes back to spruce up the holidays, and this year is certainly no exception. See former versions and a general recap of the story of The Tree HERE.

Gwen and I put The Tree up on the Friday after Thanksgiving. We left shortly thereafter for a week in San Diego, but since we've been back we've been lighting The Tree nightly in ritualistic fashion to help celebrate the holiday season.

This year's ornament additions include several encompassed in a Death Star Throne Room theme. There's the Emperor on his throne, a Crimson Guard, and an Imperial Shuttle (which plays the Imperial Theme at the push of a button - awesome) as well the crowning piece, a little diorama of Luke fighting Vader complete with push-button quotes.

As always, the Tree rocks and Gwen and I always enjoy putting it up, animating it, and later marveling at its splendor on a nightly basis. Hopefully the San Diego boys will be fired up to see in person next year.

In the spirit of our Tree, happy holidays to all!

And now, the pics!


Christmas Tree 2008

The Fantasy Football Tree Giveth...

and the fantasy football tree taketh away.




I am on the cusp of greatness no longer. Two of my four potential champion teams have been hammered this past week. My beloved and sweet Crackheeds were vanquished by Gabe's Pescaderos on Monday night, ironically finished off in one of the worst ways imaginable - by an Eagle. And no ordinary Eagle, but Donovan McNabb, the ringleader himself, whom, even worse, *I* had traded to Gabe only a few weeks earlier for the currently gimpy Brandon Jacobs.

Fantasy Football is indeed a harsh mistress.

My Landstuhl team, the 11-2 powerhouse that it was (the number one seed and 150 points better than the next team, and the one team I was SURE would win), lost to a lowly 5th seed by 10 points. Why? Because Brian Westbrook didn't show up this week - that's why.

Duped by the Eagles twice in the same week. And with a Giant's loss to the Cowboys? I thought this was supposed to be the holidays. If it is indeed, let the heavy drinking begin.

I still have two potential champs in my remaining leagues. We shall see how things go down. But my dreams of being emperor of all of fantasy football have faded....until 2009.

Other tidbits, intended mainly to keep this blog rolling along, at least at a snail's pace:

-I saw a man in clinic this morning came dressed as Santa Claus. The full suit, 300 dollar leather boots, and a 200 dollar leather belt. (He told me the costs). He is a jolly man, for doing the spiel during the holidays. Only I couldn't revel in the joy with him. We focused more on his blood pressure and cholesterol problems.

"Santa's eating a lot of refined carbohydrates to keep warm up there in the North Pole, eh?"

But he did ask me if I had been a good boy this year. It was a weird encounter.

-I had a sleep study last night. For years I've dealt with potential symptoms of narcolepsy, including quick onset of sleep, sleep paralysis, hallucinations upon waking and falling asleep, daytime somnolence, sleep walking, and other things. Talking about these symptoms over the years with Gwen, she encouraged me to get a sleep study, and last night I did. (These are the perks of dating a neurologist.)

It was strange. Imagine pasting (yes, pasting) about 12 electrodes all around your head as well as others on your legs and neck, taping them down, and wearing two bands around your chest and abdomen to measure movement, and placing other wire sensors across your upper lip to monitor air flow and temperature. Now lean back, with weird lights in the room and a fish eye infrared camera on the ceiling that makes noise a creepy mechanical noise as it pans - and go to sleep! It's only a step away from Clockwork Orange - just relax! Luckily I did fall asleep, because I'm good at that. But when I turned on to my side (one of my frequent moves), it took drowsy effort to not become tangled. Also scratching an itch on my face became an act suddenly fraught with peril. And once I had to "detach" to go the bathroom in the middle of the test. That was a total debacle.

Anyway, the study isn't read yet, and there are probably more tests to come, but we'll see what I can find out.



-On a whim I picked up Metallica's new album, "Death Magnetic" a few weeks back. I've been very pleasantly surprised. That thing absolutely rocks. It's MUCH better than "Chinese Democracy", the new Guns and Roses offering, which I also picked up a few weeks back. That one...is not so good.





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On the Cusp of (Fantasy) Greatness





(Note: If you don't care about fantasy football, skip this post.)

Here we stand on Saturday night (or Sunday morning) prior to Week 15 of the 2008 season in the NFL, otherwise and more importantly known as the semifinals week of fantasy football. Once again I've involved myself with no less than four fantasy football leagues this season (though for this year, unlike last, I DID manage to cut out NFL Salary Cap Football, Yahoo Pick 'Em, Fantasy Basketball, Fantasy Baseball, and even Fantasy Hockey. Also I'm not in a survivor pool this year - but that one was an oversight.) I also participate in a yearly pick 'em pool (against the spread) and just for the record in case any government people are reading this pool is totally for fun and we don't gamble with real money at all.

Anyway, this NFL season, so far, has been kind to me in many ways. (Though no matter how it ends, it almost assuredly cannot top the end of last season, when my beloved Giants took home the ultimate prize in the most awesome fashion against the most evil team ever, but I digress. ) This season the Giants are currently 11-2, and though I wish our star receiver hadn't shot himself in the leg at a night club, because he really does make us better and much harder to defend, I certainly can't complain. The Giants at least will be in the playoffs and have as a good a chance as anybody of being Super Bowl Champions once again.

On the fantasy side, things have also been going well. A little too well, perhaps, and maybe, just maybe I shouldn't be writing this jinxing post. But oh well, here it goes.

As I mentioned, and despite my best intentions to wean to only three, I currently play in four fantasy leagues:

1)My oldest, proudest, and most competitive league, Mick's League O' Micks, now in its tenth glorious season. (Visit our Web Site!)

2)The second oldest, second proudest and also quite competitive league, spawning from my residency days, The Triple FL, now in its sixth(?) season.

3)The third oldest, most on-the-spot trash talking league (it's a work league - we see each other every day), The Landstuhl League, now in its third season.

4)The fourth oldest, or newest league which started last year as a way to reconnect with some medical school people, the league known simply as "Balls" (we're highly educated professionals, and this is what we name our league), now in it's second season.

Two of these leagues are 10 team leagues (MLOM, Balls), and two of these leagues are 12 team leagues (The Triple FL, Landstuhl). Mick's League O' Micks dominates about 85% of the time I spend on fantasy football. The Triple FL and the Landstuhl league take up a combined 12% split about evenly, and the Balls league is almost an afterthough, taking about 3% of the overall time invested. That's not a slight against Balls, just a fact - there's only so much time in the week. Luckily investing time in MLOM has trickle-down effects on the other leagues - each league is based on the same players of course.

At the end of the regular season, through a little skill and mostly luck I managed to have the top seed in 3 of these leagues, the lone exception being the Madigan league (in which I drafted Tom Brady in the first round) where I managed only a 6th place finish, bringing home a blase 7-6 record. Even so, this team made the playoffs. Because of other successes and certain playoff formats, two of my teams (MLOM, Balls) had first round byes and two teams had quarter-final games last week. I won both of those.

So now I sit in the semi-finals with four viable teams and three number one seeds. I have several good players common to at least three teams, including Drew Brees, Larry Fitgerald, Thomas Jones, Calvin Johnson, the Pittsburgh Defense and some role players as well. I have Adrian Peterson in two leagues and Kurt Warner in two leagues. Not hard to see why it's been a solid year.

Anyway with this sort of schedule there comes a lot of stress, and tomorrow's set of football games will be no exception. As one could imagine, it becomes difficult to decide who to root for at times because obviously there are some cases where I will be playing both with and against certain players. And I may possibly have players on fantasy teams going against the Giants in (quote) real life. So to avoid confusion and undo stress I have devised some simple rules on who or what to root for:

1)The Giants come first - every time.

2)LT's Crackheeds (my MLOM team) comes second.

3)The other teams and their various players come next, depending on how many teams I have a certain player on, how a particular fantasy team is doing that week, what I "need" from certain players, and of course all this keeping in accord with rules one and two above.

I tend not to draft Cowboys or Eagles on my teams (on my MLOM team at least) which make rules 1 and 2 go together pretty easily. There are exceptions to this drafting rule at times, of course, and occasionally an Eagle or Cowboy will rear his ugly head on my team.

So tomorrow is a big day. The Giants play the Cowboys (at 2:30 am in the damn morning) and I have four fantasy playoff games going. There could be some stress. There will be some stress. But it will also be fun. (Though sadly the stress will probably outweigh the fun - why do I do this again?)

Most seasons I play in three or four fantasy leagues and if I don't manage to win the championship in at least one league I end up considering that season a fantasy failure. I've won two championships the same season only once I believe. And now I hover on the edge of multiple championships again. If I don't win any this year, given the fact that I have four teams in the final four at this very moment, I will definitely call this season a huge fantasy failure. I'm hoping to nab all four, which of course would make me the stuff of legend, but I doubt that will happen, and so I'd be happy with two, I think, as long as MLOM is one of them. If I fail to win at MLOM, then only the other three combined could potentially soothe me. And if any of these combos don't occur, then the Giants must win the Super Bowl. Oh wait, that must happen every year anyway - at least if heavy drinking in the offseason is to be avoided.

We shall see.

I enjoy fantasy football, and the end of the fantasy season (which happens at the conclusion of week 16, aka Championship Week) is always a little sad. There's a silver lining too, though, in that all the stats and numbers go away except for one - the scoreboard. And that's nice, because it returns the sport - in a rooting sense - to its purest form.

But we're not there yet. And for now, I'm off to research this week's kicker match-ups. Every point counts.

Straight West Coastin'

Got back from San Diego today after a quick week-long trip to begin the frenzied job search process. More on that in a second. First a couple of quick pre-trip updates:

-Birthday came and went on November 19th; Gwen and I went to Julien (French Restaurant) in K-town that evening, very quiet and very nice. My birthday fell on a Wednesday, so the following weekend we took a day trip up to Frankfurt and spent the night in a nice hotel, and enjoyed a well-researched sushi dinner, all courtesy of sweet Gwendolyn. The sushi was actually pretty solid, at least tied (with a place in Munich) for the best I've had in Europe. A nice weekend.

-Thanksgiving came and went. Gwen and I journeyed to Heidelberg for this to have dinner with an old Madigan colleague, Dr. Allision, and his family, who are now stationed over there. A very pleasant day. I spent the Saturday and Sunday of Thanksgiving working, and also preparing for....

SAN DIEGO

Gwen and I flew out last Monday and returned today, quite the quick trip to travel all the way to the West coast. For good and bad, it will be a trip we will be making likely several more times in quick succession over the next six months. Good because it is part of our much heralded transition to civilian life. Bad because it requires a ridiculous amount of fatiguing time in plains, trains, and automobiles. Gwen and I emerged from our flight to Frankfurt this morning bleary-eyed like a pair of zombies on the hunt for brains. Sadly, the traveling part of traveling really does get old.

But the upside easily outweighs the down. I got to see my peeps, go to the annual Baditude Holiday Christmas Party (awesome), and through the interview process realize that there is indeed tangible life after the Army.

I spent the bulk of my week in a suit driving all over San Diego County and meeting with various physicians. The good news is that there are job opportunities there. The bad news is trying to decided which one to go for as there are many different types, styles and locations to choose from. Not a bad problem to have, of course, but not the sort of decision to take lightly. Anyway, more later. I'm jetlagged and have to take call the next two nights, which I'm not exactly thrilled about.

On top of that, I've got fantasy football playoff games to gameplan for!

Peace.