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New Year's Recap - Part 2 (and Wildcard Weekend Preview)

We arrived in Seattle on Thursday night, fairly late, and Charles and Nate picked us up and whisked us off back to their relatively new and lovely home somewhere near Ravenna, north of the U District. It was cold the entire weekend, but clear, and again the mountain views from the city were gorgeous all four days we were there.

We woke up on the 31st, Friday, and Charles made delicious waffles. We went downtown during the day and walked around the market, had a drink or two at Kell's, ate lunch at Wild Ginger, and ran some errands for the party that night. Nate and Charles hosted the party, which was attended by about fourteen or so people. Gwen and I met various friends of Charles and Nate, mingled appropriately, and a good time was had by all.

On Saturday New Year's Day we relaxed most of the day. We stopped in Fremont for lunch and had a pretty good meal at a cultish vegetarian place where the food was fresh and the wait staff (all robed in Hari Krishna gear) was, frankly, creepy.

That evening the four of us met up with George, Cristin, Rodd, and Krista for a nice dinner at the Dahlia Lounge. I hadn't seen Rowdy Roddy since residency graduation and he went on to become the cover boy for every Tom Clancy Splinter Cell game by joining the real special forces. He couldn't tell us his official body count, but I'm betting it stands at 287 by now, the majority of his victims Pakistani Insurgents and most of those deaths coming via single silenced executioner-style head shot, though throat slitting is a close second.

Rodd did even less to dispel my commando image of him when he told of his home security system, which as I recall involves about fourteen different weapons scattered about the house and essentially has him camping out nightly in a sniper's nest in one of the upper corners of his family room. He lies awake each evening, deadly still, fingering the trigger of his modified Austrian assassin's rifle, just praying for someone to break in.

I kid, mostly.

RODD WAS IN A MOVIE ONCE


RODD'S KNIFE SKILLS, UNPARALLELED, COME IN HANDY ON HALLOWEEN


RODD AT WORK


After dinner we headed further into Belltown and stopped off at a bar on 2nd avenue. Then on a whim we ordered pitcher after pitcher of "PBR", trying to relive our old residency days I guess. Many stories and much catching up ensued, and by the end George, Rodd, and I were all fairly drunk. It was awesome to see everyone and I look forward to doing it again. (Favorite story: Rodd briefing a one-star general on one of his jungle deployments about some rabid monkeys who had bit some people and recommending they be brought in for "testing" followed by the description of the special forces hunt for them.)

RODD AND HIS UNIT BEGIN THE MONKEY HUNT


On Sunday I woke up with a solid hangover (mental note: avoid PBR in the future) but was feeling much better after a brunch at Rosebud. How many hangovers had I cured there when I lived in Seattle? Many. The food was delish and afterward I left Gwen, Nate, and Charles to their bar hopping while I wandered down to the old Fox Sports Grill, where I had wasted many Sundays in the fall while I lived there, and watched the last Sunday of regular season football. The Giants had a hope of making the playoffs, but only a fool's hope really, and even that ended with a Jay Cutler interception which propelled Green Bay to a win and a playoff berth over my beloved G-Men.

The Fox Sports Grill was a great place to watch football back in the day, I think, but since I've left the advancements in football viewership have kept coming and the place hasn't quite kept up. Mostly they lack HD screens and frankly I've become used to watching multiple games from the comfort of my own couch. As always week 17 is kind of odd, without the distraction of fantasy football as well as several meaningless "real life" games the viewing becomes a bit more distilled.

I sat at the bar and at some point a mildly attractive woman took the seat next to me. Following that I had the alternately amusing and annoying experience of a front row seat to multiple steakheads coming up to her and making their play. The woman was nice enough but not very bright - on several occasions she asked me "who needed to win today" in between ordering beer after beer. She would forget what I said and then ask again and again.

"I TOLD YOU if the Packers win they're in the playoffs!"

She was a Saints fan but New Orleans lost to the Bucs that morning. When that game was over she declared to me "I hate the Bucs - they beat us in the playoffs last year I think before we won the Super Bowl." I just stared at her for a few seconds and then resumed watching the games.

When it was over I joined up with the gang again and we had a few more drinks and took the picture below. That evening we headed out to Shiro's which lived up to all my prior expectations. I demanded we sit at the sushi bar for the best grub. Shiro was there, timeless, but we did get to sit in front of him, which was OK because the other chefs were rock stars too as far I'm concerned. As always at Shiro's, I tell them to fix me whatever they want and then I just sit back and eat and eat and eat in what becomes a euphoric haze of a meal. The Toro is made from real butter I here. Just awesome stuff.



When we got back to the place later we threw in this awful movie, called "The Room", which has become a cult classic for it's awfulness, and man was it bad. It was good-bad, though, and we were howling with derisive laughter at many a scene.

Monday we flew back to San Diego and well, that's about it.


And on to Football

The Season is over for the Giants, and I will have to wait another eight months before I get to see Eli Manning throw a tipped ball interception and follow it up with a world class Manning Face and his patented shucky shoulders. I've made my peace with the 2010 Giants season, because what else can I do? They seemed primed for a decent playoff run at least but it all went to hell in the last six minutes of that Eagles game. Now instead of rooting for big Blue I will be stuck staring daggers at the Eagles for the entirety of their playoff existence.

Papa Stup had this to say about the Giants season, which was sent to me right after the final game in a quick email:

"Giants won but looked like a team that was playing not to lose. ELI still very inconsistent. At least analyst are now pointing out his big problem is footwork. Not set, throws off back foot which causes ball to go high which is directly responsible for a lot of his interceptions. Special teams a F- all year. Too old linebackers need replacements. Faster secondary which wants to tackle not just throw the body. Need new running backs who are faster and can be thrown to out of the backfield to keep the defense honest. Three yards and a cloud of dust will not be acceptable for the future. Also wonder how smart some of these players really are. Seems to me they commit too many errors on coverage (defense) and routes (Offense). All of these are easy for anyone to see so the coaches should know and adapt during the game!!!"


He has also been harping on Eli's lack of strength lately, which has led to some amusing discussions as well. Eli is, by my dad's account, by far the weakest quarterback in the league. At this point I can't say I disagree.

Here's how the playoffs look right now, mere hours before the first game kicks off:

NFC
1)Atlanta
2)Chicago
3)Philly
4)Seattle
5)New Orleans
6)Green Bay

AFC
1)New England
2)Pittsburgh
3)Indy
4)KC
5)Baltimore
6)NY Jets

And here is my order of rooting priority for the playoffs:

1)Pittsburgh (for obvious reasons)

2)New Orleans (Still love Drew Brees and Sean Payton)

3)Green Bay (Would love Aaron Rodgers to stick it to the Favre legacy)

4)Indy (I think Peyton deserves a few more rings)

5)Seattle (Albeit there's no chance in hell they're winning)

6)Atlanta (Meh, I have less reasons to dislike this team I guess)

7)Chicago (Hate Cutler, but love the mascot)

8)KC (About as meh as I can get for a team)

9)Jets (I don't like this team, but I guess I like them better then the rest)

10)Pats (Brady sponsors Uggs now? Good God.)

11)Ravens ("And they cursed us (Ray Lewis)...MURDERER..." oh wait he's religious now so it's cool)

12)Season canceled, no champion crowned, football over forever

13)Nuclear War

14)Eagles (*initiate dagger staring*)

Wild Card Weekend and General Football Musings

One of my sure-to-be-broken New Year's Resolutions is to blog more. So here goes.

I will now talk football.

It will surprise no one who reads this that I watched all four wild-card games last weekend, even though getting through the Philly-Minnesota game required me to stay up until 2 am this past Sunday night, making for a fun, fun, fun Monday morning.

Here's a few of my thoughts on the ongoing playoffs:

-When the playoffs began I thought the following teams had a chance to win the Super Bowl: Giants, Panthers, Eagles, Colts, Steelers. I thought all the other teams had some serious issues. (Most notably I am convinced the Kerry Collins will at some point single-handedly destroy the Titans.) After this past weekend, I might have to add San Diego to that list because their defense impressed me. I hadn't seen them play in a while.

-I really wanted the Vikings to beat the damn Eagles because a)I hate the Eagles and generally root for them to lose and b)The Eagles currently scare me.

To be honest, I really enjoyed watching them (the Eagles) beat the living crap out of the sanctimonious and presumptuous Cowboys in humiliating fashion back in week 17. (Not sure how the NFL reclaimed the Lombardi Trophy it handed out to the Cowboys in the preseason, but the process must have made for some awkward moments, possibly involving a backwards hatted Tony Romo throwing things, stomping on the ground, and generally putting on a mega temper tantrum.) Unfortunately that dominating win has created what appears to be a monster in Philadelphia, and I was really hoping the Vikes might get the better of them because I much rather would have faced the softer Cardinals team in the Meadowlands who probably would have been scared out of their minds. The Eagles will come in with no such fears and and as such here we sit with another cutthroat dog eat dog Giants versus Eagles game in which I will live and die on every play, endlessly rocking between plays like a psychopath off his meds, not to mention that I will probably end up in the fetal position for several minutes at least three times during the game - and that's if we win. Plus I'm tired of hearing the "are the Eagles the 2007 Giants of this post-season?" argument which makes me want to pull my hair out.

-I hate the fact that Plaxico Burress shot himself because it turns out he was really, really good at football. He was a monster against blitzing teams (Eagles!) and he was the perfect bail out receiver for every back-footed Eli Manning pass that has no business being caught by anybody. He is irreplaceable. His loss hurts. And because of that, I hurt.



-I will be thankful that we get to play this game in the Meadowlands. Sure it will be that much more humiliating if we lose, but at least I won't have to watch Brian "helmet to helmet cheap shot master" Dawkins flap his arms while that awful "Fly Eagles Fly" song blares on in the background after every Eagle score or big play. Thank God for small favors.

-I have nothing personally against Andy Reid, but I honestly fear for his life. Every time I see him patrolling the sidelines I play a fun little game with myself to see if can guess his current blood pressure and cholesterol based on the numbers of some of my current patients. Let me assure you the numbers I'm guessing are not low. Sadly, when (not if) we read about that man's heart attack or stroke in the next few years, I will not be the least bit surprised.

-I am tired of hearing about Joe Flacco, the essential rookie Trent Dilfer QB who simply doesn't screw up and lives of the sloppy seconds of the Raven's defense. I don't care that he can throw the ball 85 yards or whatever. I'm just not buying into him quite yet. Matt Ryan is better.

-Larry Fitzgerald is officially my second favorite NFL receiver because he repeatedly makes insane grabs like they're nothing, just like he did last weekend for a touchdown. For the record, Calvin Johnson, aka Megatron, is my favorite NFL receiver because he is effing awesome and also his nickname is the sweetest bar none. In my dreams I scheme of ways for the Giants to sign him. And if they don't - it will happen in my Madden game, just you wait.

-This Chargers/Steelers game is turning out to be a real stressor for me. On the one hand are the lovable Bolts, supported by my entire San Diego posse, and often at times indirectly by me. On the other hand, are the Steelers, beloved of my beloved, sweet Gwendolyn, and whom I tend to root for now unless the Giants are involved. Neither side will back down here and I fear I'm caught in the middle of an ugly debate about who I "want" to win this game. I will say only this: I think the Steelers will win, but I will be happy for the supporters of whoever wins. Blase and non-committal enough? Furthermore, this game is on right after the Giants/Eagles game. In the end, if the Giants lose, to be honest, I won't give a rat's ass.




Only seven more football games this year people. Soak it in.

Football is a Harsh Mistress

Today I have a legitimate football hangover.

As the NFL season wears on, I feel emotionally not unlike an actual player might physically. The weekly grind of my obsession with football slowly wears on my psyche like successive 30-carry games might on the knees of some aging running back. All the preseason research, all the monitoring of my Giants, all the study of the spreads and the weekly picks, all the management toil of my multiple fantasy teams - it adds up. And by season's end, though I'm undoubtedly sad to see football go, I, like the players, also need the rest. Being in Germany, with its "off" times for viewing, only compounds the problem.

Yesterday was a good reminder of that. Not only are my Giants falling into their pattern of recent late season collapses, but I'm embroiled in FOUR fantasy leagues in which playoff races are starting to form, and stress is starting to mount over whom to play and whom to sit. Pouring over weekly injury reports trying to glean who might play, start, and shine can be exhausting work. Coaching one team effectively is difficult enough. Coaching four with at least modest intensity? Very taxing.

Watching the games should be the easy part, but even during those there's the constant fretting about the down-to-down and general condition of my Giants (currently: not good) and the constant monitoring of the Stat-Tracker to make sure that my fantasy teams are putting up adequate numbers or that my opponents' teams are not. Rare is the game that I can simply sit back, relax, and enjoy as an "uninvolved" football fan.

I was on call over the weekend, so I felt mildly vindicated in staying up all night (in bed at 6 am) to watch the Patriots play the Eagles. Just "in case" the ER called I was all ready to go. They did NOT call, but I stayed up nevertheless, mostly because I wanted Tom Brady to do poorly. The reasons for this wish are numerous, but chief among them is that I am/was playing against him in one of my key fantasy games.

On a similar note I had a unique-if-not-pleasant football experience last night - that of rooting FOR the Eagles, the team that, along with the Cowboys, I most loathe and despise in this world. It was an odd, unsettling, and even nauseating sort of feeling, probably not unlike the one stranded mountain plane crash survivors experience when realizing they must turn to cannibalism to survive. True, it is no joy to eat fetid human flesh, but it DOES beat starvation.

And the equivalent of starvation here is the Patriots going undefeated and winning the Super Bowl. Like most people, I'm sick of them. I'm sick of their smug Boston scene, their cock-sure attitude, their Emperor Palpatine coach - the whole thing. They need to lose, even if it takes the Eagles to beat them.

The Eagles did NOT beat them, however, and thus the anxiety of this potential undefeated season goes on. The Giants play the Pats in week 17, and the thought of meek and possibly free-falling Eli Manning being the only thing standing between the Pats and an undefeated season is a bitter pill to swallow. The Steelers have the best shot at them I think, and we shall see what comes of that game in two weeks. In the end it might be better for them to go undefeated in the regular season and then NOT win the Super Bowl. This is perhaps the most soul-crushing and spite-filled way to go on the rooting scale but it's also too risky and probably asking too much - I'd rather have them be beaten now and then again in the post-season and be done with it.

That said, the ultimate goal must be them losing at some point in the post-season, preferably in their first playoff game. Then we might finally wipe the dark smirk off of Belichick's face and end chatter of this "best team ever" nonsense. (Besides, everyone knows the 1986 and 1990 Giants were both far superior, but I digress...)

In other news, the tree is up and as always is a giant success. Full photo-doc coming nearer to Christmas time itself - we'll call it my Christmas present to this blog.

Right now I have to go wash the taste of human flesh out of my mouth, ice my psyche, and prepare for another week of football.